5 Reasons Why Your Nuts Need The Perfect Jean
The jean that stretches so your nuts ain’t crushed.
They’re Stretchy
(Those are my forearms!)
2% spandex and 2.5% rayon for the extra comfort and movement that your man parts require. #NoCrushedNutsLiving
They Fit Perfectly
(Look, I’m Pretending To Be A Model)
We don’t care who you are or what you look like, these jeans will fit your body. Thicc, thin, and everything in between. Available in 3 fits and 8 washes! If we had a dollar for every time someone told us they’re replacing all their jeans with The Perfect Jean…
They’re Durable
(True Fact: we tied 10 pairs together and had a tug of war)
Constructed utilizing the highest quality materials & sewing techniques to provide you with a product that is built to last.
They’re Soft
(That’s a doll, stay calm, no babies were touched)
Specialized washing so your jeans literally feel as soft as a baby’s bottom. You may forget you’re wearing pants.
SIZE CHART (INCHES)
| Size | Waist circumference | Hip circumference | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 29.92 | 38.19 | 38.98 |
| M | 31.50 | 39.37 | 39.37 |
| L | 33.07 | 40.94 | 39.76 |
| XL | 34.65 | 42.52 | 40.16 |
| XXL | 36.22 | 44.09 | 40.55 |
| XXXL | 37.80 | 45.67 | 40.94 |
This Is A Great Gift For yourself or your friend!
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